Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Episode 1 Live with Elder Scrolls Online

Snap! Aaaaand back to reality (aka obsessive sci-fi).

Every other Friday, Elder Scrolls Online hits Twitch with a new livestream. This is an awesome time to catch up on the recent upgrades and feedback in the community.

If you missed the first release, check it out here.

Or maybe you don't have time to watch the 1.5 hours worth of amaze balls. So here are some cliff notes from your favorite fangirl, or not.

We start off meeting Community Manager Jessica Folsom and Assistant Community Manager Gina Bruno. Are you ready for some upgrades? Here we go!

Update 4 is now live! Woohoo

  • Serpent Trial
  • Grouping improvements
  • PFX prioritization
  • Dragonstar Arena
Update 5 hits PTS next month!
  • Veteran City of Ash
  • Werewolves
  • Chat bubbles! (FTW)
  • Facial animations
Monday, September 22 a new Tales of the Dead contest begins. ESO provides you with a scene from the game that is never explained in the plot line. It's up to you to create the dynamics. Where are my D&D players? Here are the winners from August 29.

Next, the girls bring Lead Writer, Wynne McLaughlin, to the broadcast for a little Q & A session. I won't go into this much but it wasn't bad to watch if you're interested in the actual story line creation. 

We are then turned over to the fan-based creations. For starters, we're forced to listen to this rather annoying (unless you're addicted to Final Fantasy) music by Armin Gutjahr called Banner of Cyrodiil. Yeah, not a fan considering I'm slightly in love with Jeremy Soule. 

Afterwards, we are joined by Michael Phillips, Assistant Art Director. Incoming Fan-Art! 
Is it terrible to say I didn't enjoy most of these? Oops, did I say that out loud? Yes, yes I did. *ahem -please review blog title* 

The girls then go into a Skype chat with the first pick, SlayerSyrena, for a little Q & A because she does so much fan art for ESO. She seems pretty legit!

Next is the live Events segment. Here is just a preview of what kind of things happen in ESO:
  • Afterlight Carousal - North American megaserver at The Stone Oasis Inn, in Bergama (Daggerfall Covenant)
  • Player Live Auction - North American megaserver (Aldmeri Dominion)
  • Emberheart Tavern Nights - European megaserver at Geirmund's Hall (Ebonheart Pact)
  • Sermones of Jone and Jode - North American megaserver in Grahtwood (Aldmeri Dominion)
  • Unofficial Tavern Night - North American megaserver at The Screaming Mermaid in Stros M'Kai (Daggerfall Covenant)
  • Wayrest Mages Guild Lecture Nights - European megaserver at the Wayrest Mages Guild
  • The Green Leaf Tavern - North American megaserver at The Green Leaf Tavern in Cormount, in Grahtwood (Aldmeri Dominion)
  • Heartfire Ebonheart Pact Moot - North American megaserver at the city of Riften (Ebonheart Pact)
Blue Skooma Roleplayers, formally Blue Skooma Company, guild leader, Ri'sari, is now up for his round of Q & A. He digs into the Player Live Auction a little bit if you're interested. They've been doing it every single week since the very beginning so they definitely know what they're talking about.

Next up: ESO Merchandise!
Pre-sale: Nightingale Statue (GIMME GIMME GIMME), Heroes of Tamriel: Breton Statue, Molag Bal Metal Print
Available Now: Fighters Guild Journeyman in Akaviri Armor, Guar Plush


GIVEAWAY TIME!
Gina /roll from everyone that typed 'Guar' in their chat for a free Plush. This Plush includes a pet in-game as well. Epic? Yes! *if they did one this time, more than likely you will see it in the future!

The following segment goes over the hot topics that hit forums, fan sites, etc. (cliff notes):

  • Stamina builds
  • Buffs for weaker abilities
  • Werewolves (Damage Scaling/Savage Strength Passive) + new abilities
  • Weapon Power VS Spell Power
  • Nightblade classes
  • Itemization

Walkthrough of Dragonstar Arena with Hodor and Da Funk (AKA Da HODOR Funk) comin' at ya! This will show you in-game play time with some veteran players. The team had a bit of technical difficulties starting out on this pilot but you get the idea. The player you view in third person POV has a killer AOE.

GIVEAWAY TIME!
Winner will have their hoodie choice of one of the three alliances by typing 'hoodie' in their Twitch chat.

The final segment is a video clip of some of the ESO developers pronouncing some of the more difficult terminology from Tamriel. Now, this was actually pretty hilarious to watch. Check out the blogs this week for your chance to take the challenge of your vocabulary!

In a more serious light - I thoroughly enjoyed Gina but Jessica just grinds my gears a little. Sure, she's educated on content but her lack of real life passionate responses make watching this pretty brutal. The visual transition between segments is not entirely appealing to my eye.

Catch the next livestream on September 26 4PM EDT!! It'll be worth it!

Virtual Reality - Name That RPG

Do you ever find yourself assuming the role of your favorite RPG character?
I do declare that I've come to the conclusion that I'm probably not alone in this - at least I hope not!

See that lovely picture? That, my friends, is a beautiful butterfly well in tact. Oh, except the whole missing it's head thing, but hey, you didn't notice anyway. Right?
Aside from the foraging for Lepidoptera, I also happened to come across a plant here in Michigan that distinctly resembles 'Tundra Cotton'. Good luck trying to figure out the correct term for the white foliage, I don't know shit about shit when it comes to flowers.

Have these two clues given you enough information to pinpoint which RPG I'm referring to? Leave your guess in a comment and let's see who nails it first!
PS - I sincerely apologize to the poor ant that was trying to get some grub action while I stole it's meal. Another oopsie to totally throwing off the natural 'Circle of Life' situation at hand during the captivity. Please do not attempt to recreate or reenact the above photo.

Video Game High School

Woah! Have you checked this series out on Netflix yet?
I was almost as geeked about this concept as when I first watched Wreck It Ralph. Talk about some ultimate brain power behind that hamster wheel.
Think of what it would have been like to go to high school specifically for gaming; from Rhythm Method, Drift Racing, FPS, and Unknown Fighting Class. Um, yes please! Not only are these kids literally gaming all day and knocking their peers down in expulsion rank with each win, it seems that they have an unlimited supply of Monster Energy Drink. Did I mention the vending machines on campus with hot pockets in a can??
So now you understand my slight excitement.
Talk about poor delivery. Yikes. On Netflix, I only have access to the first two seasons. Each season has maybe 5 or 6 episodes that are probably 30 minutes long. I'm far from impressed with the selected cast for what could have potentially been a major hitter in my book of epic.
What brought me to VGHS, you ask? The one and only Zachary Levi
I found out he had a part in the series and jumped all over it like a maggot to dead flesh. I was more than heart broken when his role wasn't very active, but only in Season 1 twice. Once during a classroom setting for FPS 101 and the other during the JV vs. Varsity tryouts. With an absolutely painful accent, mind you.
Did you pull out your hair watching VGHS too? Let me know in the comments.
Stay tuned for the final thoughts after Season 2!

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So, I'm sure from the title that you all know how experienced I am in the virtual scene. Not!
Lacking in the friends department, I have few people I can dispute with in a healthy manner. From reading fic to avid gaming, I have lots to talk about. No better place than the wonderful highway of information processing - the internet. Thank you kindly, ARPANET.

Short and sweet. Stick around. You just might find something you enjoy. Or you could always leave me a comment for some ideas on what you actually want to spend your spare time reading aimlessly :)